wasted youth

living in a hokey town full of washed up dreams, waiting for the day these people forget about me

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kalahhnaa:

yung-penis:

magictransistor:

Max Ernst. Untitled. 1929.

shes like here this bum ass nigga go again fighting snakes and we 2 months behind on rent

LMFAOO STOP

crewefox:

lycanthropire:

patterbay:

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

Oh this is GORGEOUS

😍

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

orchidbreezefc:

its that time of year

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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

rachelofcyberia:

catchymemes:

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

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pureslime:

shrekyourself:

speedstump:

shrekyourself:

I love this cat even if he is so dirty he ruins my hand every time I pat him

That’s dusty dan you fool

Please do not tell me lies about my favourite neighbour. His name is on his collar: “Albert (Bertie)”

Dirty Bertie

lividlovers:

Seriously

spacemancharisma:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

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well this is just… one of the worst things you could say

positive-memes:

He misses her

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